Saturday, September 24, 2011

Random Observations

Have you ever noticed that :

- When someone gives you a piece of their mind they actually show how little of it they have left? (They must have already given too much of it away...)

- When someone cuts you off in traffic they're likely to have a bumper sticker on their car that either negates or excuses what they just did?  (Example - the bumper sticker that says, "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven" drives me to distraction!)

- When you get a good night's sleep for the first time in a week, you wake up more tired than all the days that week?

- When someone says about their pet (or random family member, it would appear) "Oh, he's harmless..." it's time to start packing pepper spray?

- When you work a 4-day week, all the work days seem longer? 

- When you go to take care of a bodily function or are in the middle of it (whether eating, going to the washroom, or ....), the phone is more likely to ring?  

- When you are in a hurry, there are more red lights than green? and someone cuts right out in front of you without looking?

- When you wash your vehicle, it usually rains afterward?  

I'm sure there are more, but that ought to slap on your thinking cap.  ;)

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